Excuse-proof Workouts that Get Results

So how are your fitness resolutions coming along?

We’re four weeks into 2012, so how are your fitness resolutions coming along? This is the time of year when you’ve either embraced your 5:30 am alarm for that weightlifting class, or you’ve comfortably settled back into the “it’s happy hour, forget the gym” routine.

I’m here to let you know that if you fall into the latter category, all is not lost. The universe is not secretly trying to make you fat.  In fact, falling off the consistent workout bandwagon happens to everyone. Yes, I am saying that even trainers, the people who are supposed to be beside themselves with joy at the very thought of lifting weights, don’t always want to work out.  “I just got home and I have six more hours of work to do!” “It’s way too rainy or cold to go to the gym.”  I had these thoughts not even two days ago.

I get asked all the time about what I do when I don’t feel like working out. My answer used to be, “I take a bite out of the most decadent, disgusting snack I’ve hidden in the back of my cabinet, and then I make myself work it off”. (And who says trainers don’t have self image problems?) You’ll be happy to know I’ve since developed less punitive methods of self-motivation.  The solution? Quick, legit workouts that are nearly excuse-proof.  You can do them in your underwear when you roll out of bed in the morning, or get your sweat on in the living room before cooking dinner.

The basic idea: interval training. High intensity, total body, with as little rest as possible.  No equipment needed, and you’re done in less than 15 minutes.

By now you’re probably thinking that doesn’t sound so bad, but there’s got to be a catch. Aren’t you supposed to do like 1.5 hours of exercise a day to lose weight? Absolutely untrue. Take a look at these ladies who base their training entirely on these sub-15 minute interval-type workouts.

CrossFit Girls - Lauren, Heather and Jocelyn

Lauren Plumey, Heather Keenan, Jocelyn Secundi courtesy of CrossFit.com

So here is the first in a series of anywhere, anytime workouts. If you’re just getting back into a regular exercise routine, do workouts like this 3 times per week. (Ideally, you would do a different workout on the other 2 days, but more on this to come). If you’re intermediate to advanced, try it as a warmup!

The Bodyweight Blast Series Part 1:
4 rounds total, resting as little as possible (if at all) between movements.
20 squats
20 walking lunges
20 pushups
20 situps

I finished in 7:57. Give it a try, and post to Comments how it went!

Of course, you want to use proper technique and full range of motion on all exercises, unless you have an injury. Here’s a review of correct form for each exercise and some examples of what not to do.

Squat

Squat starting positionBottom of the squat

Stand up straight with your feet shoulder-width apart. Engage your abdominals by pulling your belly button into your spine. Keeping this brace, bend your knees, and reach back with your hips as if sitting on a chair. Heels should stay on the floor as arms reach forward while in the down position. Return to standing by fully extending the knees and hips. This counts as 1 repetition.

Don't do this while in the squat Don't hunch over at the top of the movement

Avoid rounding the back as you sit into the squat. Also, failing to fully extend the spine and hips results in poor, hunched posture.

Walking Lunge

Starting lunge positionThe bottom of the lunge

Stand up straight with your feet hip-width apart. Engage your abdominals by pulling your belly button into your spine. Keeping this brace, step forward with one leg and bend both knees 90 degrees. Chest stays up as the back heel lifts off the floor. This is 1 rep. Bring the back leg forward into a step and bend both knees again into the down position. This counts as the 2nd rep.

Don't round over the knee during the lunge

Avoid rounding your back and hunching over the front knee while in the down position.

Pushup

Start in the plank position

Begin in the plank position with hands directly under the shoulders, legs straight, and belly button pulled into the spine.

Bottom of the pushup

Keep this neutral spine position as you lower your entire body to the ground as one unit. Your chest should be about a fist’s height off the ground at the bottom of the movement. Press yourself back up into plank position. This counts as 1 rep.

Modified kneeling pushups

Alternatively, you can begin the pushup in the kneeling plank position. Maintain neutral spine as you lower your body to the floor, still on the knees. Press yourself back up into kneeling plank.

Don't arch your lower back while doing the pushup

Avoid arching the lower back at the top of the movement while in plank, or as you bend your arms and lower towards the floor.

Situp

Starting position of the situpTop of the situp position

Start by lying on the floor with knees bent, feet flat and fingertips behind the head. Leading with your chest, lift your shoulders and lower back away from the floor until your torso is on a diagonal. Keep your chin off your chest, and the elbows away from your nose. Lower your shoulders back down to the floor. This counts as 1 rep.

Don't do neck pulls during a situp

Avoid resting your chin on your chest and pulling on your head with your hands. If you are unable to sit all the way up, do a crunch instead of a situp by lifting the shoulders off but leaving the lower back on the ground.

Here’s a sample of what one round looks like.

Happy training!

 

Fine, here’s a picture of my butt

Fine, here's a pic of my butt

My forward-thinking marketing friends have been telling me for years that I need a blog. As if any self-respecting personal trainer in Los Angeles could make a name for herself without glamorous headshots and gratuitous booty pics on a web page. I’ve pointedly ignored their advice, especially the part about the booty pics. I’m no Elizabeth Cady Stanton, but using body parts to sell fitness seems, I don’t know, tawdry.

But apparently it works pretty well. I mean, these women  below are practically the faces of fitness in America, which has exercise professionals everywhere rolling their eyes. For instance, see this op-ed that was published last year in the L.A. Times, where Fell asserts that, “Jillian Michaels needs to know what she’s doing before she makes promises about her new fitness DVD.”

Jillian MichaelsJackie Warner

In her defense, Michaels is an excellent motivator, which really does factor into getting people to do things they don’t want to do. Like doing exercise and giving up ice cream.  At any rate, I didn’t create this blog to defame the glamor and allure of celebrity trainers. I’m writing because I absolutely can’t stand inefficiency.

If you haven’t already guessed, I’m pretty Type A.  I have like 4 jobs, which means I cherish every second of free time I get. I’m also a sucker for people asking for career or fitness advice (read: I spend hours replying to anyone who needs help.  I have a soft spot for stray dogs too.).  I finally decided to compile some of that advice and publish it online. So for anyone who’s ever asked me how to get a six-pack or how to do research, here you go. This blog’s for you.

Over the holidays, my aunt, the doctor, cracked me up. Everyone had just sat down to Christmas dinner, plates loaded with mounds of delicious, carby, fat-laden morsels, when she said, “I need to know how to get your butt”. Discussions about my rear ensued. Keep in mind that I am sitting at a table with my older aunts, uncles and parents, so it’s not like I’m mortified or anything.

OK, I give up.

Self-indulgent butt shot #1